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Episode 65: Jordan Parker (5-time pod guest, Hot Take expert)

🎙️Jordan Parker comes on the Youth $ports Podcast for an unprecedented 5th time and today’s episode is meant to lighten up the air a little bit… It’s time for a Hot Takes ONLY episode. Almost ALL of the hot takes had nothing to do with sports (with a few sprinkled in). 

Teasers:

🔹How can club soccer teams justify the $ they charge and yet… Kids who have been playing for 10 years still can’t use their left foot???? Parents, demand a refund. 

🔹"I've never met someone with as rubbery of a neck as my Mom…” 

🔹"I can already feel people’s daggers coming into my soul…”

🔹The absolute grip weighted vests currently have on middle-aged white women. 

🔹A creative solution/punishment for hitting “Reply All” on emails

🔹Loose stool in a pool…. I promise you’re not ready for this one. 

🔹PDA in the line for roller coasters…

🔹Sunscreen pills…Justice for people with fat fingers…Opposite of justice for Android users 

🔹My most embarrassing story that involves my ex’s family

🔹..And baby girl, enough with the holes in the jeans look. 

The episode wraps up with a Rapid Fire Questions section that includes a life update and one really, really important question for Jordan Parker…